Bathe in Blood!
Metal Bath Artistry

A lot of people are happy with their white bars of Ivory Soap, but some of us prefer something a little more kvltvred when it comes to our bath products. Not to mention, many of us like to support smaller companies and craftspeople in general rather than buy our sundries from the parents of these guys. So when I got an email from Nouveau Riche Soaps introducing me to their Bathory Blood Line of soaps – who will be at the upcoming Heavy Metal Flea Market at Strange Matter in Richmond, VA – it inspired me to look for other crafters of products that could wash my innocence away. Have you ever had a weird dream about Anton LaVey’s face intimately exploring every nook and cranny of your body? Then check out Bizarro Au Gogo‘s line of satanic soaps. And for the metal man who takes great pride in the lush beard the gods have bestowed on him, Bath Sabbath has the perfect combination of musky beard oils and waxes to maintain it in all its manly glory. How pleased will your houseguests be with a beautiful bar of crushed beer can soap to lather up with, or a bar made from the ashes of hell? Fuck that, if people came over I would hide these babies, they are all mine! Check out some of their beautiful wares below!