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Too Drunk To Move! Japanese Salarymen

Salarymen are what white-collar businessmen are known as in Japan, and they work hard and party harder. That’s not just a figure of speech – check out this massive gallery of salarymen passed the fuck out drunk on the subway, street, in a bush, in their food, and basically wherever the fuck they ended up after one too many (or many too many). I have never been to Japan, but Sean has told me many times about how much people drink, and here’s some evidence of dudes who clearly needed to let loose. The funniest part about this is that these guys are left alone by everyone else around them. Their briefcase could be a few feet away, strewn on the floor, and no one will take it or rifle through it. They aren’t fucked with, beat up, spit on, kicked, robbed or basically any other thing you’d imagine would happen to them in pretty much any North American city. They also aren’t helped up or put somewhere safe; they are pretty much left to rot where they dropped. There’s something hilarious about seeing men in the uniform of civility sprawled out like an alcoholic teenager – does this hurt their respectability or careers in the same way it would here? I assume it doesn’t, or you wouldn’t see so many of them. Check out the phenomenon of drunk salarymen below!







  1. Damon Opacak

    May 11, 2016 at 2:43 am

    Jason Gust like the guy that fell over paro in front of our Airbnb. Classic Japanese business man

    • Jason Gust

      May 11, 2016 at 2:44 am

      Haha “you alright man” *runs off from gaijin

  2. Kristina Martin

    May 10, 2016 at 9:02 pm

    Kayla Vranjes 😂😂😂

  3. Holly Go Lightly

    May 10, 2016 at 8:54 pm

    Lachlan Vercoe your mates?

  4. Shawn Addison

    May 10, 2016 at 6:08 pm

    Jonathan Sanders

    • Jonathan Sanders

      May 10, 2016 at 6:43 pm

      More than just seen them, I’ve drank with them. They’re no joke.

  5. Slow Mangler

    May 10, 2016 at 6:01 pm

    Nick Pappagiorgio

  6. Nick Newgent

    May 10, 2016 at 2:14 pm

    Lol maybe this is why you’re dad hated working for that japanese bank Lauren Harju. Cant hang.

  7. Pedro Santos

    May 10, 2016 at 12:41 pm

    Sam Carvalho

  8. Reed Knappe

    May 10, 2016 at 11:17 am


  9. Sam Read

    May 10, 2016 at 10:08 am

    blackout korea

  10. Josh Gaston

    May 10, 2016 at 9:34 am

    Same thing happens in Korea.

  11. Domenic Cocomazzo

    May 10, 2016 at 9:15 am

    Nick Liston

  12. Scott Thomas

    May 10, 2016 at 8:14 am

    if you have never found yourself in similar situations, you have never true partied

    • Ben Moore

      May 10, 2016 at 10:07 am

      I remember you passed out sitting on the trash can at Rick’s house

    • Scott Thomas

      May 10, 2016 at 10:07 am

      yup and puked too

  13. Patrik Einarsson

    May 10, 2016 at 7:54 am

    They’re just homeless gentlemen with some style.

  14. Taylor Hüggard

    May 10, 2016 at 7:26 am

    Joel Parnell Joachim Condor

    • Joel Parnell

      May 10, 2016 at 2:55 pm

      Saw heaps of these legends while I was in Japan. Cunts party way hard.

  15. Zach Hanzalik

    May 10, 2016 at 7:04 am

    Will Katsambis

  16. Jon Gray

    May 10, 2016 at 6:18 am

    Antonio Bennazar

  17. Sean Pennhauer

    May 10, 2016 at 4:59 am

    Sarah Schwarz 😀

    • Sarah Schwarz

      May 10, 2016 at 5:01 am

      oooh shiiiit 😀 hahahaha! der typ in der unterhose…bester!

  18. Dan Wendt

    May 10, 2016 at 4:50 am

    Nathan – has this ever happened to you? ha ha

  19. Akihiro Tahira

    May 10, 2016 at 4:18 am

    Come here and see that✈️✈️✈️

  20. Jean Carlo Lenzi

    May 10, 2016 at 3:52 am

    Everyday feels like monday…

  21. Christopher Jozef

    May 10, 2016 at 3:38 am

    Jia Gardiner

  22. Stephanie Koithan

    May 10, 2016 at 3:26 am

    Not just Japan. Korea too

  23. Pat Rodgers

    May 10, 2016 at 3:17 am

    Wagies gotta wage

  24. Mold Crow

    May 10, 2016 at 3:09 am

    oh. man, the dude in his underpants and one shoe haha

  25. Ben E

    May 10, 2016 at 2:46 am

    Elfie Tan we were talking about this the other day 🙂

  26. Konrad Hartmann

    May 10, 2016 at 2:13 am

    They also work many hours and sleep (when not passed out) little, don’t they?

    • Bryan Phippen

      May 10, 2016 at 2:53 am

      They do work many hours, but a lot of this is because of Japanese work culture. You are expected to participate in nomikai’s (drinking parties) as a way to bond with your coworkers. After the official party, there is the afterparty or nijikai, where groups split off and go to bars, karaoke, etc. And then, maybe another after party with one or two friends, and that’s how you end up passed out on the sidewalk.

    • Konrad Hartmann

      May 10, 2016 at 8:15 am

      Man, I don’t even like going out to lunch with coworkers. So would it be shameful in Japan if you skipped it and went home to your family?

  27. Joe Goddard

    May 10, 2016 at 2:13 am

    Dave Matt Arkady

  28. Sam Lemm

    May 10, 2016 at 1:56 am

    Clae Harrison hahaha

  29. James Dinsdale

    May 10, 2016 at 1:56 am

    The only joy in their otherwise bleak existence

  30. Livius Hopkirk

    May 10, 2016 at 1:54 am

    Jerónimo Klemme

  31. Sascha Hartung

    May 10, 2016 at 1:34 am

    Mario Wißmann

  32. Emer Crothers

    May 10, 2016 at 1:23 am

    As long is we’re in Japan it’s all good lol he can do that and I’ll be at my ikebana class!

    • Lukáš Hason

      May 10, 2016 at 1:46 am

      I saw pictures like these in London more than once 😀

  33. Michael Smyth

    May 10, 2016 at 1:17 am

    Matt Crothers Emer Crothers this could be your future!

  34. Rob Newland

    May 10, 2016 at 1:13 am

    Heroes, all of them. Godspeed you drunken legends.

  35. Maciej Piróg

    May 10, 2016 at 1:06 am

    domo arigato mr. roboto 😉

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