Mommy, I’m Scared…CREEPY SANTA PHOTOS Pt.2

Happy Holidays to everybody! Despite being a staunch atheist and hater of rampant consumerism, I have fond memories of Christmas time and I am not ashamed to say I enjoy this time of year! I actually get a holiday, for one, but also I am enjoying seeing this season through the eyes of my young daughters, who are amazed by everything they see. I am looking forward to forcing them into some strange man’s lap at the mall to capture their confused and potentially horrified faces, so that I can laugh at the photo for years to come, just like Jesus wanted us to. So here is Creepy Santa Photos Part II. Merry fucking Christmas!!!