I have accepted that internet dating is now the norm – everyone does it. Back when I was dating, it was still a bit of a taboo, and it was definitely something where you put your absolute best and most calculate foot forward, since social media was still in its infancy and people didn’t have the sale level of keyboard diarrhea they do today. Although I still think social media and internet dating sites are highly calculated methods of socializing, I also think that as they’ve grown, human impulse control on the internet has weakened. One such tumblr that proves my point, and makes me laugh at the same time, is OK Cupid Juggalos, a blog dedicated to the OK Cupid profiles of the Los and Lettes out there looking for Love. While I’m sure there are Juggalos out there who don’t think that face paint is the best way to find a soul mate, these ones are honest about their worldview and what they are looking for in a relationship and in a Family of their own. Here’s some of my favourite ones in all their blunt, honest glory:
Dyo Kodou
December 9, 2015 at 9:25 pm
:3
Kat Sinclaire
December 9, 2015 at 9:16 pm
Robert Ripley
Kly Wolf
December 9, 2015 at 7:48 pm
Jimmy bby, its your shit
Jimmy Jo McStabble
December 9, 2015 at 7:56 pm
Hahahah
Christine Lee Marville
December 9, 2015 at 6:35 pm
WHOOP WHOOP
Jay A. Bear
December 9, 2015 at 5:35 pm
Jared Kirby
Jared Kirby
December 9, 2015 at 7:51 pm
Whoop! Whoop!
Nolan James Corbin
December 9, 2015 at 3:48 pm
Caitlin Ford
Howl Oatey Williams
December 9, 2015 at 3:02 pm
Gary Michael Pugh Joshua Day Thomas Phillips
Joshua Day
December 9, 2015 at 3:11 pm
Whoop whoop ladies!
Jayne Beatrice
December 9, 2015 at 2:55 pm
Mitch Alexander
Mitch Alexander
December 9, 2015 at 3:00 pm
YES PLEASE YOU KNOW ME SO WELL THANKS YES
Rebecca George
December 9, 2015 at 2:35 pm
THIS IS IT!🙌
Jimbob Isaac
December 9, 2015 at 2:18 pm
James Tanner
James Tanner
December 9, 2015 at 2:33 pm
Juggalos need love too.
Anthony Hughes
December 9, 2015 at 2:14 pm
It’s profound how much this puts my life in perspective.
Natalie Noel Dimas
December 9, 2015 at 2:13 pm
Amy
Amy Kreützkamp
December 9, 2015 at 2:35 pm
First date: liquor store for some faygo and hot pockets
Natalie Noel Dimas
December 9, 2015 at 2:38 pm
Sign me up!!
Mieke Lisuk
December 9, 2015 at 2:03 pm
Natalie Noel Dimas
Natalie Noel Dimas
December 9, 2015 at 2:13 pm
Eww! Haha
Vail Joy
December 9, 2015 at 1:56 pm
This is amazing. And terrifying. I love it!
Ambrosia Nicole
December 9, 2015 at 12:04 pm
Yev Geniy
Bob Clark
December 9, 2015 at 12:04 pm
Fuckin hilarious!!
Reina Michel
December 9, 2015 at 10:45 am
Jen Morrison
Cody Bergin
December 9, 2015 at 9:42 am
Jack Estenssoro
Taylor Phillip
December 9, 2015 at 8:55 am
Dave Lamb
Wil D. Rhyne
December 9, 2015 at 8:37 am
Erica T. Get yo cousin
Erica T.
December 9, 2015 at 10:35 pm
why can’t i find any guys like these on my dating searches?
Jason Durand
December 9, 2015 at 8:18 am
Wow.
Töny Rossiter
December 9, 2015 at 7:50 am
Hillary Ross
Josh Thieler
December 9, 2015 at 7:20 am
Rick Van Houten Sean Singer
Ross Lambrou
December 9, 2015 at 7:13 am
Elliott Bennett
Arielle Puccini
December 9, 2015 at 7:01 am
Antoine Roquentin
Antoine Roquentin
December 9, 2015 at 7:31 am
Aaron Slattery
Chris Ford
December 9, 2015 at 6:52 am
high levels of cringe here
Daneel Rude
December 9, 2015 at 6:50 am
Jen Zink
John John
December 9, 2015 at 6:32 am
This cant be real.
Katie O'Neill
December 9, 2015 at 6:14 am
Ciara Jay
Ciara Jay
December 9, 2015 at 6:16 am
The future belongs to those who can see it (dis me)
Joel Guardado
December 9, 2015 at 6:11 am
Hahahahahahhah!!!
Nicole Scopelliti
December 9, 2015 at 6:11 am
Benjamin J. Penwell
Benjamin J. Penwell
December 9, 2015 at 9:15 am
That was pretty fascinating.
David Wyant
December 9, 2015 at 5:44 am
Made me laugh. Then made me sad.
Erich Neitzke
December 9, 2015 at 5:23 am
Kent, Clint, Randon
Netti Uwbani
December 9, 2015 at 5:21 am
Francesco Ferrarotto
Francesco Ferrarotto
December 9, 2015 at 5:29 am
yes!!
Francesco Ferrarotto
December 9, 2015 at 5:29 am
Tom Sculaccianani
Lucas Delgado
December 9, 2015 at 5:17 am
Carinna Blevins you have competition
Carinna Blevins
December 9, 2015 at 5:32 am
Oh damn! I better up my game! WHOOP WHOOP!
Jess Zannini
December 9, 2015 at 5:14 am
Dave Public enjoy
Jonathan Meola
December 9, 2015 at 5:08 am
Scott Cummings
Scott Cummings
December 9, 2015 at 6:28 am
Hahah I been on dat shit! http://okcupidjuggalos.tumblr.com/page/21
Nathaniel Kosub
December 9, 2015 at 4:17 am
MOSTLY SPEND TIME THINKING ABOUT: How I‘’
Spector Joel
December 9, 2015 at 3:59 am
I feel better about my life
Chancey Cans
December 9, 2015 at 3:49 am
Shanebo Ormeau Uth
Shanebo Ormeau Uth
December 9, 2015 at 3:59 am
Brooke Purkerson
December 9, 2015 at 3:14 am
Allie R. Learn-Myles were famous!
Brooke Purkerson
December 9, 2015 at 3:13 am
Oh wait, it is! Haha!
Jordan Grim
December 9, 2015 at 6:56 am
Yup. Haha I was really hoping you guys would be in it. Definitely one of my favorite things. Hahaha
Brooke Purkerson
December 9, 2015 at 3:12 am
I wish mine would be in there 🙁
Mark Weighall
December 9, 2015 at 3:10 am
Eddy BaileyMatt HawthorneMatt BakerDan O’Neil this shit is to much
UnKle DaVe
December 9, 2015 at 3:05 am
Gary Lohr
Olivia Blue Trainor
December 9, 2015 at 3:03 am
Kush Burnett haha
Kush Burnett
December 9, 2015 at 4:17 am
Haha can’t believe people actually live a juggalos lifestyle.
Chandler Beckhoff
December 9, 2015 at 2:48 am
This is quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve read this year.
Corey Gossens
December 9, 2015 at 2:41 am
Amanda Thomas
Josh Ethier
December 9, 2015 at 1:47 am
I just fucking died reading every single one of these.
Laurence Barr
December 9, 2015 at 1:43 am
These people look like a set where scat porn is made smells.
Kieran Chibs Phipps
December 9, 2015 at 1:26 am
Muppets
Jordan Grim
December 9, 2015 at 1:23 am
Brooke Purkerson!
Lei Von Der Straße
December 9, 2015 at 1:17 am
Gijs Highnis
Phil Sadiwnyk
December 9, 2015 at 12:57 am
Thank you for this.
Phoebe Lieberum
December 9, 2015 at 12:51 am
Whitney Williams Tabitha Britton
Darryl Shemhamphorash Wyatt
December 9, 2015 at 12:47 am
Ollie Dempsey
Mattes Angermann
December 9, 2015 at 12:42 am
Jorge Eastman
Jorge Eastman
December 9, 2015 at 12:45 am
Mattes Angermann
December 9, 2015 at 12:59 am
“Stupid scooby doo chase music” split out soon on psychopathic reczzz
Richard Kopf
December 9, 2015 at 12:36 am
RIP Western civilization.
Gary Evans
December 9, 2015 at 12:35 am
Are these actually real,if so theres some fucked up ppl about 🙂
Tony Jake Jordan
December 9, 2015 at 5:49 am
as a reformed juggalo, I can assure you that they are 100% accurate.
Gary Evans
December 9, 2015 at 12:25 am
Looks like the grinch going to a kiss gig
Dean Bourque
December 9, 2015 at 12:24 am
Ew.
Joakim Hegdal Sævild
December 9, 2015 at 12:20 am
Kim Levik
Kim Levik
December 9, 2015 at 12:26 am
Whooooppp whooooppp kompis.
Joakim Hegdal Sævild
December 9, 2015 at 12:53 am
Whoop whååååååååååp
Federico Bosco
December 9, 2015 at 12:13 am
Franco Guarino magnets
Franco Guarino
December 9, 2015 at 12:15 am
Never 4get
Saul Chavez
December 9, 2015 at 12:10 am
lmao
Heathen Basturd
December 9, 2015 at 12:09 am
WOO WOO