CVLT Nation’s Favourite Tumblr… OK Cupid Juggalos

I have accepted that internet dating is now the norm – everyone does it. Back when I was dating, it was still a bit of a taboo, and it was definitely something where you put your absolute best and most calculate foot forward, since social media was still in its infancy and people didn’t have the sale level of keyboard diarrhea they do today. Although I still think social media and internet dating sites are highly calculated methods of socializing, I also think that as they’ve grown, human impulse control on the internet has weakened. One such tumblr that proves my point, and makes me laugh at the same time, is OK Cupid Juggalos, a blog dedicated to the OK Cupid profiles of the Los and Lettes out there looking for Love. While I’m sure there are Juggalos out there who don’t think that face paint is the best way to find a soul mate, these ones are honest about their worldview and what they are looking for in a relationship and in a Family of their own. Here’s some of my favourite ones in all their blunt, honest glory:

 

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OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_mteqnep3Jc1s0hfioo1_r1_1280 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_muuq7xCY121s0hfioo1_540 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_mvcuiuKZFF1s0hfioo1_r1_540 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_myatt7UpCf1s0hfioo1_540 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_n2gmv0XzYR1s0hfioo1_540 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_n6qaf7BSxp1s0hfioo1_540 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_n6ti0b1erN1s0hfioo1_540 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_n7jai6JXoQ1s0hfioo1_500 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_nii6dkF6aK1s0hfioo1_500 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_nitcbmTkac1s0hfioo1_500 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_niv4od782n1s0hfioo1_400 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_nix00f5rQL1s0hfioo1_500 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_niyx2arC3p1s0hfioo1_500 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_nj0qo3Iw2k1s0hfioo1_500 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_nj4lwznq8W1s0hfioo1_500 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_nj9yb988Wu1s0hfioo1_400 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_nj839at0mz1s0hfioo1_500 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_njj6s4HGLs1s0hfioo1_400 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_njl301GkXw1s0hfioo1_500 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_norqpewbxh1s0hfioo1_500 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_nrhk77RhHM1s0hfioo1_540 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_nrjw8ooTLR1s0hfioo1_1280 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_nrr3nigYze1s0hfioo1_540 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_nvggbweTS11s0hfioo1_1280 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_nw2j8ge7Ea1s0hfioo1_1280

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Meghan MacRae grew up in Vancouver, Canada, but spent many years living in the remote woods. Living in the shadow of grizzly bears, cougars and the other predators of the wilderness taught her about the dark side of nature, and taught her to accept her place in nature's order as their prey. She is co-founder of CVLT Nation webzine and clothing alongside her husband Sean.

90 Comments

  1. December 9, 2015 at 9:25 pm — Reply

    :3

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  3. December 9, 2015 at 7:48 pm — Reply

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  4. December 9, 2015 at 6:35 pm — Reply

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  9. December 9, 2015 at 2:35 pm — Reply

    THIS IS IT!🙌

  10. December 9, 2015 at 2:18 pm — Reply

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  11. December 9, 2015 at 2:14 pm — Reply

    It’s profound how much this puts my life in perspective.

  12. December 9, 2015 at 2:13 pm — Reply

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  14. December 9, 2015 at 1:56 pm — Reply

    This is amazing. And terrifying. I love it!

  15. December 9, 2015 at 12:04 pm — Reply

    Yev Geniy

  16. December 9, 2015 at 12:04 pm — Reply

    Fuckin hilarious!!

  17. December 9, 2015 at 10:45 am — Reply

    Jen Morrison

  18. December 9, 2015 at 9:42 am — Reply

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  19. December 9, 2015 at 8:55 am — Reply

    Dave Lamb

  20. December 9, 2015 at 8:37 am — Reply

    Erica T. Get yo cousin

    • December 9, 2015 at 10:35 pm — Reply

      why can’t i find any guys like these on my dating searches?

  21. December 9, 2015 at 8:18 am — Reply

    Wow.

  22. December 9, 2015 at 7:50 am — Reply

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  26. December 9, 2015 at 6:52 am — Reply

    high levels of cringe here

  27. December 9, 2015 at 6:50 am — Reply

    Jen Zink

  28. December 9, 2015 at 6:32 am — Reply

    This cant be real.

  29. December 9, 2015 at 6:14 am — Reply

    Ciara Jay

    • December 9, 2015 at 6:16 am — Reply

      The future belongs to those who can see it (dis me)

  30. December 9, 2015 at 6:11 am — Reply

    Hahahahahahhah!!!

  31. December 9, 2015 at 6:11 am — Reply

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  32. December 9, 2015 at 5:44 am — Reply

    Made me laugh. Then made me sad.

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  35. December 9, 2015 at 5:17 am — Reply

    Carinna Blevins you have competition

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    Dave Public enjoy

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  38. December 9, 2015 at 4:17 am — Reply

    MOSTLY SPEND TIME THINKING ABOUT: How I‘’

  39. December 9, 2015 at 3:59 am — Reply

    I feel better about my life

  40. December 9, 2015 at 3:49 am — Reply

    Shanebo Ormeau Uth

  41. December 9, 2015 at 3:14 am — Reply

    Allie R. Learn-Myles were famous!

  42. December 9, 2015 at 3:13 am — Reply

    Oh wait, it is! Haha!

    • December 9, 2015 at 6:56 am — Reply

      Yup. Haha I was really hoping you guys would be in it. Definitely one of my favorite things. Hahaha

  43. December 9, 2015 at 3:12 am — Reply

    I wish mine would be in there 🙁

  44. December 9, 2015 at 3:10 am — Reply

    Eddy BaileyMatt HawthorneMatt BakerDan O’Neil this shit is to much

  45. December 9, 2015 at 3:05 am — Reply

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  46. December 9, 2015 at 3:03 am — Reply

    Kush Burnett haha

    • December 9, 2015 at 4:17 am — Reply

      Haha can’t believe people actually live a juggalos lifestyle.

  47. December 9, 2015 at 2:48 am — Reply

    This is quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve read this year.

  48. December 9, 2015 at 2:41 am — Reply

    Amanda Thomas

  49. December 9, 2015 at 1:47 am — Reply

    I just fucking died reading every single one of these.

  50. December 9, 2015 at 1:43 am — Reply

    These people look like a set where scat porn is made smells.

  51. December 9, 2015 at 1:26 am — Reply

    Muppets

  52. December 9, 2015 at 1:23 am — Reply

    Brooke Purkerson!

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  54. December 9, 2015 at 12:57 am — Reply

    Thank you for this.

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  58. December 9, 2015 at 12:36 am — Reply

    RIP Western civilization.

  59. December 9, 2015 at 12:35 am — Reply

    Are these actually real,if so theres some fucked up ppl about 🙂

    • December 9, 2015 at 5:49 am — Reply

      as a reformed juggalo, I can assure you that they are 100% accurate.

  60. December 9, 2015 at 12:25 am — Reply

    Looks like the grinch going to a kiss gig

  61. December 9, 2015 at 12:24 am — Reply

    Ew.

  62. December 9, 2015 at 12:20 am — Reply

    Kim Levik

  63. December 9, 2015 at 12:13 am — Reply

    Franco Guarino magnets

  64. December 9, 2015 at 12:10 am — Reply

    lmao

  65. December 9, 2015 at 12:09 am — Reply

    WOO WOO

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