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“THE TRAVELING MISSIONARY” AKA “COME FLY WITH ME”
Whether they admit it or not, everyone likes missionary. It’s a world classic. It’s like the ollie of sex. Once you’ve mastered the ollie you can go further into the skate world, similarly, once you’ve mastered missionary you can move onto other positions, you know, like anal sex and double penetration. The traveling missionary adds a new twist to an old favorite by allowing you and your lover to explore missionary in every part of your home, rolling to each room fucking in the oldest position in the book. After trying this it will be your “mission” to tell people about this refreshing take on an old way to bone. Your pleasure levels will be flying high and bodily fluid will be flying by.
“THE WATER BOARD”
Oral sex has never been so criminal! Inspired by the torture methods on prisoners from Guantanamo Bay, the waterboard uses the combination of knee strength and genital asphyxiation for a wild oral experience fun for both teams. Whoever will be munching on genitalia will lie down with their back on the skateboard while the receiver stands above the muncher. The receiver will kneel down (almost as if they’re gonna take a dump on their partner) and suffocate the muncher with their privates until they have given up vital information. Once they’ve got all the info and all fluids out it’s time to switch positions and make sure everyone gets some waterboard treatment.
“THE FULL SERVICE CLEANER”
Think of the “Full Service Cleaner” as the more modern, more liberal version of “The Waterboard”. It switches the power roles, giving more dominance to the person on the skateboard and incorporates one of todays biggests modern sex crazes, ass eating! Like the “Waterboard” the receiver will stand above the muncher but instead of suffocating the muncher, the standing receiver will be at demand of the muncher who will use the skateboard to move back and forth so that they can be able to reach every inch of their lover as well as tell the receiver to get lower or higher. This one will quickly become a favorite in your household and your non-skateboarding lover will start to demand that you always have the best bearings on deck.
“THE ROLLER DOGGY TO FRONTSIDE WALLRIDE”
This is a play on the infamous doggy style and is for those true “dirty dogs”. Once you’ve convinced your lover to let you penetrate them, bust out the widest board you have and tell your lover it’s time for “roller doggy”. Place them on the board on their knees, bent over, butt facing towards you, like normal doggy, but utilizing the board to roll them back and forth towards you giving you both that nice stroke. Your “bitch” will be loving it too! If you and your lover are real adventurous, before you climax push them against and up the wall and ride them out for an unforgettable wallride “ender”.
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Lucy Westerna
February 18, 2016 at 1:43 pm
Tomas Mosqueda camasutra con skate
Krishtie Mofazzal
February 18, 2016 at 12:33 am
Jade O’Donnell
Simone Davidson
February 17, 2016 at 2:04 pm
Jake Solberg 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m dying 😭
Chris Hernandez
February 17, 2016 at 1:59 pm
She said no to a backside shove it
Andrew M Sommer
February 17, 2016 at 12:30 pm
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Christopher Owens
February 17, 2016 at 11:29 am
Miles Scott, Ian Pearce
Elissaveta Bitolska
February 17, 2016 at 10:25 am
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February 17, 2016 at 9:41 am
Cucudrulu Del Mojave, Sören Nasty Mondays
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February 17, 2016 at 9:04 am
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February 17, 2016 at 7:37 am
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Amadeus Mozart
February 17, 2016 at 7:46 am
That wall ride one hahah!
Jon McClane
February 17, 2016 at 6:48 am
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February 17, 2016 at 5:55 am
χουσεΐν Dorian Kostas
Jack Simms
February 17, 2016 at 4:25 am
Hopefully no fakies 😉 Alan, Jason, Alwyn, Niall
Alan Campbell
February 17, 2016 at 4:28 am
Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase pusshead 😷😂😂😂
Nic V D Merwe
February 17, 2016 at 4:07 am
Consanguineous Tyrant Kunene sorry dude but couldn’t resist tagging you lol
Consanguineous Tyrant Kunene
February 17, 2016 at 9:13 am
Hahahahahaha are you trying to throw a hint my way 😉 Hahaha thank you. I will give it a read.
Nic V D Merwe
February 17, 2016 at 9:15 am
Bwahahahaha!!! I just saw it and thought omg – who do I know that skates and would laugh hard at this too. You popped up. Lol. Bad choice of words right there… Hehe
Consanguineous Tyrant Kunene
February 17, 2016 at 9:18 am
Hahahaha it’s kak funny! !
Consanguineous Tyrant Kunene
February 17, 2016 at 9:19 am
Thanks a lot. Hahahaha damn it’s so funny. Hahahahaha
Nic V D Merwe
February 17, 2016 at 9:21 am
Sweeeet m/ I hosed too lol
Sarun Macabre Prakeetawatin
February 17, 2016 at 3:42 am
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Natthawut Metinovich Jetatigarn
February 17, 2016 at 4:11 am
เงี่ยนหนัดแล้ว
Nathalie Schenk
February 17, 2016 at 3:35 am
Marlin Mulle
Marlin Mulle
February 17, 2016 at 3:37 am
hahahahaha 😀
Maarten Baum
February 17, 2016 at 2:48 am
Angelo, been there done that
Angelo Van de Weerd
February 17, 2016 at 2:32 am
Maarten Baum
Lauren Gioe
February 17, 2016 at 2:11 am
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