Happy Holidays to everybody! Despite being a staunch atheist and hater of rampant consumerism, I have fond memories of Christmas time and I am not ashamed to say I enjoy this time of year! I actually get a holiday, for one, but also I am enjoying seeing this season through the eyes of my toddler daughter, who is amazed by everything she sees. I am looking forward to forcing her into some strange man’s lap at the mall to capture her confused and potentially horrified face, so that I can laugh at the photo for years to come, just like Jesus wanted us to. In the spirit of the Creepy Easter Bunny post I did earlier this year, here is Creepy Santa Photos (courtesy of creepysantaphotos.com). Merry fucking Christmas!!!
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Danisthebastard
December 18, 2013 at 11:16 am
Holy shit that was funny!!!! Thanks.