Every Halloween, someone has a bright idea that they just have to make the whole world uncomfortable with their costume. Don’t get me wrong, for the most part I prefer inappropriate costumes way more than the sexy cat/devil/nurse/lingerie football ones, but then there’s that guy with the doll strapped to his crotch that just makes me say, noooo, why? And everybody’s seen that one – what about bloody pads, vaginas with tampons hanging out of them, a million different penis jokes, bestiality, birth, racism? As many ways as the human mind can be gross, ignorant and insensitive, someone’s come up with a costume for it. So here’s a collection of nasty costumes for your inspiration/enjoyment. Some of these I genuinely like (Jesus Fucking Christ hahahaha), others are the very image of despicable…you make your own mind up!
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Terry Underwood
October 10, 2014 at 6:43 am
You all should be handed over to Isis and have your heads cut off
Baba Ganoush
October 9, 2014 at 11:41 pm
come cvltnation…nothing cvlt about this
Kenneth Steven James Ash
October 9, 2014 at 10:44 pm
Jamie Cramer
Dylan Cole
October 9, 2014 at 10:40 am
Lmfao
Peg Cannon
October 9, 2014 at 10:18 am
Mom chiming in—disgusting.
Christopher Weiss
October 9, 2014 at 9:26 am
Again, is there even an editor? Or are we just posting whatever crap we find now. GUY WITH BACON OBVIOUSLY NOT A HALLOWEEN COSTUME.
Danny Summers
October 9, 2014 at 5:28 am
Ghandi fucking Christ!
Jorge Cacho
October 9, 2014 at 3:58 am
I usually love your articles but SO MUCH FUCKING EDGE, costumes like this are teenage angst in the flesh.
Nephthys Irkalla
October 9, 2014 at 3:27 am
:)))
Rafi Strnad
October 9, 2014 at 3:23 am
Mick Foo
Miriam Akida
October 9, 2014 at 3:16 am
Magda Czubata
Jeff Kastelic
October 9, 2014 at 2:55 am
Are you kidding? Pretty weak….
Vanessa Jo Hartley
October 9, 2014 at 2:30 am
One of these is just a naked guy with a bunch of bacon.
Hellbilly Dalton
October 9, 2014 at 2:24 am
Oh man, would you look at the time.
Time to go to church.
Derek Jelsma
October 9, 2014 at 2:24 am
Hellbilly Dalton
Precious Malone
October 9, 2014 at 2:21 am
i didnt realize i was subscribed to Buzzfeed.
get this click-bait article, links to google search results crap off of cvltnation.
El Pablo
October 9, 2014 at 2:16 am
Class
Seokwan Park
October 9, 2014 at 2:12 am
He loves you
bajablast69
October 9, 2014 at 2:09 am
cracked wrote this article 3 years ago, didnt just share outdated google search fodder. one of which is the first costume on their list!
get this clickbait wannabe garbage off of cvltnation.
http://www.cracked.com/article_19508_16-great-halloween-costumes-telling-everyone-you-suck.html
Nick Craggs
October 9, 2014 at 2:05 am
El Pablo