There are many people in this world who ask themselves each day, What would Jesus do? Well, probably not get that fucking tattoo. Especially one where He looks brain damaged, or one where He looks inbred, or one where He has tits, or one where He’s hanging out between your fucking pierced nipples, or one where He looks constipated, or one where He’s about to eat a flying penis, or one where He’s making out with a unicorn and/or Satan. Alas, His followers are imperfect, so they make imperfect choices when it comes to their Jesus tattoos…
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Denny Lee
May 17, 2014 at 3:43 am
He looks like he’s being ‘stoned’ to death 🙂
JuLi Eta
May 16, 2014 at 8:00 pm
JOJOJOJOJOJOJOJOOOJ CUALQUIEEEERRRAA
Heathen Basturd
May 16, 2014 at 5:57 pm
lyrics from Amebix, “he is coming”
lorem ipsum
May 16, 2014 at 5:25 pm
the axl rose jesus was actually pretty good. i can’t believe there are two people in this world with the same eyes-rolled-up jesus head tattoo. hilarious post!
Kjell Arne Clausen
May 16, 2014 at 10:06 am
Naa’ I just see “Rocky”, (Sylvester Stallone), 🙂
Jc Keetso
May 16, 2014 at 6:32 am
Fucker
D'lareg Osteek II
May 16, 2014 at 6:23 am
“Who’s in da house!? Jc in da house!!”
Kendall Alec Nez
May 16, 2014 at 5:53 am
I can see your paths cross.. lol.
Kev'n Kli'ne
May 16, 2014 at 5:23 am
Axl Christ doe
Richard Jansen
May 16, 2014 at 4:05 am
Jordy Gerrits heey zitte ouk PRACHT exemplare tusse….
Oskar Thomas
May 16, 2014 at 3:09 am
Zombie Jesus Fish actually looks pretty cool, and is done well. I guess it just sounds like a bad B-movie really
Mike Bawakami
May 16, 2014 at 3:07 am
Berneau dit lyk asof hy in n perd kom.
Gary Evans
May 16, 2014 at 1:32 am
haha boss eyed
Jose Arrizon
May 16, 2014 at 1:01 am
Jeez-us looks like he is in so much pain that hes gone cross eyed…. Poor bastard.
thesignoftheraven
May 16, 2014 at 12:30 am
For non-UK viewers, the one with a shirt with Northern Rock on the front isn’t a cool band name, its the name of the crashed building society (bank) that sponsored the Newcastle United team. Hence the shirt. Hence oh dear, oh dear.
Some outstanding bad decisions and outpourings of the troubled mind.
Diego Bureau
May 16, 2014 at 12:10 am
HOOOOOOOLY SHIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEET!!!
Douglas Seaton
May 16, 2014 at 12:07 am
God damn! As bad as all of these are…that new school Jebus is the fucking worst! Hahaha!!!