LADYBIRD VS. BOTTOM FEEDER
LADYBIRD: What’s it like still using an outhouse?
Nikolaj: Depends what you wanna use it for, and what you’re gonna do out there. It works quite well for taking a shit, but band practices and cooking food doesn’t go too well there, specially not in the winter.
Jonas: I wouldn’t know, I just go in my shorts.
Sebastian : It feels like playing in this band…cold and shitty.
Would you say you practice more or burn churches more?
Nikolaj: I was trying to be funny in the first quesition but this one is quite retarded, so I don’t really know how to answer this. Maybe like this: “We burnt down our practice space, so now we rehearse in a church”… naa
Jonas: Since we spent most of our youth burning churches and taking cool band pics, there aren’t many churches left. Don’t practice much either, though. I’d say 50/50.
Sebastian: We practice more since almost every church in Denmark is made of stones and hard to set on fire (Norweigan “Stav-Kirker” is made of wood and much easier to set on fire but we don’t go there because alcohol and matches up there are fucking expensive).
How many horses do you own between the five of you?
Nikolaj: Prostitution is not looked well upon in the punk community here, so we recently sold all of our whores-es.
Jonas: That’s a very personal question and I am not comfortable answering it.
Sebastian: I don’t trust animals bigger than me, they’re too macho.. so I only own animals smaller than me.
Is this going to be your first time in a motorized vehicle when you come visit the US?
Nikolaj: I give up
Jonas: This is actually my first time typing on a device like this. I wonder how they fit that “microprofessor” in there?
Sebastian: Yup… I would have preferred to use my tour-dragon instead but your customs are so uptight…
What are shows like in Middle Earth? And you’d know this better than us, who is Gandalf based off of?
Nikolaj: Picture the final battle of LOTR, that’s a Bottom Feeder show right there.
Jonas: Shows here last seven days and seven nights, and are considered a failure if there haven’t been at least 5 deaths, 10 rapes and an unaccountable number of childbirths (for sacrifice later). Gandalf is my uncle.
Sebastianx: Shows in Middle Earth are like Ping-Pong shows in Thailand, and Gandalf is not fictional, he is our Minister of Hobbits.
What are some negative stereotypes of Americans?
Nikolaj: Fat, stupid, fat…
Jonas: They all carry guns, they can’t find Denmark on a world map, they only eat fast food, they think everyone in the world loves (or hates) them.
Sebastian: They are a lot like Europeans.
Do you guys still worship Odin?
Nikolaj: Hasse does, the rest are atheist.
Jonas: Odin’s a bit 1993. Thor’s the shit ever since that movie came out.
Sebastian: In Denmark Odin is a Beer or a guy you’d pick on.
What bands are you listening to lately?
Sebastian: We only listen to ourselves…talking.
Nikolaj: Music for the most part. Sometimes I also listen to what the others have to say, but not very often.
Jonas: Anything that reminds me of Polish ponies.
What’s it going to be like returning to the old world after spending time in the land of the free?
Nikolaj: Cold.
Jonas: Lonely.
Sebastian: What? We don’t have any shows in Cuba!!!
What band are you most excited to play with on tour?
Nikolaj: Just to be serious for once.. Bell Witch. Awesome dudes!
Sebastian: The band from Phoenix called LadyBoy…you have to check them out..they’re great!!
Jonas: I think I’m only playing with Bottom Feeder?
LADYBIRD & BOTTOM FEEDER Tour Dates
8/15/2013 Beerland – Austin, TX
8/16/2013 Siberia – New Orleans, LA
8/17/2013 The Masquerade – Atlanta, GA w/ Order of the Owl & Sons of Tonatiuh
8/18/2013 TBA – North Carolina
8/19/2013 Kung Fu Necktie (Upstairs) – Philadelphia, PA
8/20/2013 The Acheron – Brooklyn, NY
8/21/2013 Annabell’s – Akron, OH
8/22/2013 Ultra Lounge – Chicago, IL
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