Are you Secretly Windigos?
Davey: Despite the numerous tests we’ve had performed on us, we are still unsure. One thing for sure is we all constantly have intense cravings for human flesh.
Are you Secretly French Canadian?
That’s just mean guys.
Is that why you spell your name all weird?
We just suck at spelling haaard.
Are there Clones of Russia?
Davey: Oh brother, we’ve tried time and time again. It’s just so hard to recapture that raw exotic vibe he gives off. Sadly we always have to take em out back n shoot em.
How are your Beards doing?
Oh bud Davey and Eug are in a race. Gotta hide those greasy mugs somehow.
What really goes on in your recording studio after dark?
Davey: Ice Cream Sandwiches, Cheap Trick, Russian roulette & billiards!!!!
If you could be on a bill with any 3 Canadian bands, past or present, who would it be and where?
April Wine, Chilliwack, Loverboy.
Do you take care of business everyday? And work overtime?
You got it chuck!
How do you feel aboot the Queen?
Davey: I’m sure she’s a nice bird and all but she sits upon a throne of bullshit & lies!!!
Can we do a motorcycle tour of the Northwest Territories high on bathtub speed?
Davey: HELL YEAH! NO SLEEP TILL WHITEHORSE!!!
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