It’s said that “the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he does not exist.” Yeah – it’s a movie line, but there are millions of people who believe it’s true. The same people who repeat it are constantly going on about how Satan exists – ignoring the fact that their doctrine has played, and continues to play, a huge role in dictating history and oppressing people and nations. And starting wars. And committing genocide. So, yeah, I know pure evil exists – it’s in the people who are bashing us over the head with their beliefs and judgements – not in a piece of wood, and not in a smart phone app.
Anyway, my rant has a little bit to do with this crazy story that has been covered by major media outlets across the world, and is fucking funny, to say the least. I mean, why wouldn’t Satan make his own apps? He’s the Prince of Darkness! I’m sure he’s no Luddite.
Story: Michael Morrow
Source: News Corp Australia Network
This is the shocking footage of a young girl who apparently became possessed by the devil after playing with a Ouija board using a mobile phone app.
Locals believe the young woman, identified as 18-year-old Patricia Quispe, from Chosica, in the Lima province of Peru, was possessed by evil spirits after using a mobile phone version of the board game.
According to friends, who spoke to local media, she’d been spending time with them at the weekend when they decided for a bit of fun to try and communicate with the spirit world.
After she went home, her parents noticed she seemed to be unwell and eventually called an ambulance when they saw her convulsing and foaming around the mouth.
Trying to find out if she had been taking drugs or eaten something strange, they contacted the friends who told them about the Ouija board.
In a video, medics can be seen trying to restrain the young girl who is convulsing violently and struggling as she shouts “666” followed by “let me go, let me go”.
In another segment she can be heard shouting: “Please give me my phone” and “Ma, these doctors don’t know what they’re doing, take me home.”
Those who witnessed the incident said they had no doubt that she had been possessed by satanic spirits, saying her personality had changed and she had started speaking in a different voice as she lost control of her body.
Medics confirmed that the young woman seemed to be extremely strong and it was difficult to control her.
They said that she had been committed to a psychiatric ward as they tried to find out more about what was causing her strange behaviour.
Todd Theodoro
October 12, 2015 at 7:19 am
I always pegged ole Beelzebub as an Android guy
Jason A Olinski
October 12, 2015 at 7:10 am
Derp de derpity derp.
Inês Morais
October 12, 2015 at 3:27 am
ahahah oh god
Derek Blankenship
October 12, 2015 at 7:05 am
Satan*
Ivan Lozano
October 12, 2015 at 12:54 am
lol
Stefan Jonasson
October 12, 2015 at 12:51 am
Angela Skujins !
Angela Skujins
October 12, 2015 at 12:55 am
“decided for a bit of fun to try and communicate with the spirit”
Angela Skujins
October 12, 2015 at 12:55 am
fuck
Angela Skujins
October 12, 2015 at 12:55 am
no
Stefan Jonasson
October 12, 2015 at 12:56 am
We do not
Kerrie Kristina
October 12, 2015 at 12:39 am
Jordan Ryan
Francis Maria Regalado
October 12, 2015 at 12:10 am
Did Satan use iMessage?