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COOKIE: The other night RedEye asked me if I was an android. REDEYE: Only because you were being really nice to me. COOKIE: I was probably...
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COOKIE: The other night RedEye asked me if I was an android. REDEYE: Only because you were being really nice to me. COOKIE: I was probably...
COOKIE: The late 60s/early 70s were so wild, weren’t they? All that balling and grass. All those “dirty” Mad Libs games. Not to mention the...
COOKIE: Parents are such a drag. Even after you peace out on them, there are these moments where you’re like FUCK why didn’t you just...
COOKIE: I don’t understand why anyone would want to join a gang. REDEYE: Really? COOKIE: Why do I want some jerk telling me what...
COOKIE: Would you break up with me if I wasn’t who you thought I was? REDEYE: You mean like if you were a catfish? COOKIE: Sort of like...
COOKIE: Did you ever wake up from a terrifying nightmare and wonder what exactly was so scary about it? REDEYE: I don’t really get nightmares. COOKIE: I get them...
COOKIE: Bad isn’t always good. Some movies are just plain BAD. Like Witchcraft, a straight-to-video horror flick that spawned 12 sequels. I don’t like to judge movies because that’s NOT what...
COOKIE: Countess Bathory is a good role model for young girls. REDEYE: Agreed. More girls should idolize bloodsucking serial killers. COOKIE: When I was 16, I wasn’t reading...